Spring has finally arrived and along with it, the necessity to pinch less flesh between our forefingers when we grab an elbow!
Join the Spoors Team on Thursday, as we venture up into the mountains, along our single tracks, in search of the endorphins that are the inevitable result of feeling the closeness of nature, coupled with the rush of wind through our hair. Experience what it feels like to be that golden retriever with its head out of the car window, slobbering on all that venture too close!
To old friends, new friends and those we are yet to meet, we would like to extend an invitation to join us. We guarantee that you will experience the best and worst that we have on offer in the district. Pierre and Ian – AKA Big Red - will be there to highlight the worst, while I douse their acerbic temperaments with my gentle, emotional intelligence skills – recently acquired at a carb-free, emotional intelligence motivational conference! (For those that may be interested I will do a short PowerPoint of the main points while we braai – ra ra ra)
There will be the usual discussion around Big Red’s philosophical question at the après velo bring and share.
In order to arrive prepared, and not feel too inadequate, Thursday’s après velo question is:
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
The usual news for Thursday:
Kiddie’s rides sets off at 4:00 from the Spoors Clubhouse.
Adult’s ride – including the “Less Lonely Hearts Club” - departs at 5:15 with a sumptuous feast afterwards.
Please bring some meat for New Smokey and a salad or some veges to share. In the interest of keeping me in the zone, with my newly acquired Emotional Intelligence, please refrain from bringing any Carbs.
I remain your Oni, from Benoni,
Barend Edmund Smith the 1st AKA Wolfie